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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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Maybe the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about!
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You'll all be sorry
when I figure out how to breathe fire.
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I was addicted to the hokey-pokey
but I turned myself around.
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🙄 Do stupid people ever hit a point in their life when they realize they’re stupid?
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🤷‍♀️ Today’s generation will never get to know the satisfaction of slamming down the phone during an angry hang-up.
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Have you ever been on a date and thought,
dying alone doesn't sound that bad?
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The path to inner peace begins with 3 words:
not my problem.
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I'm awake.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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10 am — anything is possible
2 pm — but not today
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😳 I burn most of my calories by rolling my eyes.
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--Relax David, it's just a small surgery, don't panic.

--But doctor, my name isn't David...

--I know. I am David.
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2016: didn't jog
2017: didn't jog
2018: didn't jog
2019: didn't jog
2020: didn't jog
2021: didn't jog
2022: didn't jog
2023: didn't jog
2024: still haven't jogged

This is a running joke.
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Does it count as saving someone's life
if you just refrain from killing them?
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I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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There are 7 billion people in the world.
I like 6 of you.
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🙂 If you like someone, set them free.
If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
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🙂 On a scale from 0-10, how focused are you?

Banana.
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Making fun of someone you're angry with
is childish.
Be an adult and hit them with your car.
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🙂 I'm a leader, not a follower,
unless it's dark. Then you're going first.
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🙂 I care deeply about like 7 people in my life,
and about 400-600 dogs on the internet that I've never met.
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"I'd like people more
if they were cats instead."
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You can teach a cat to do anything

that it wants to do.
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Brain

For sale, barely used.
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"My brain cells will die
if I have to talk to you."
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“I don't care if we don't talk. Your existence still irritates me."
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“Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.”
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“Told you so.”

Sincerely,

Your intuition
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“In order to maintain a well-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.”
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“I stand corrected,” said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
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I may look fine
but deep down
I don't remember
any of my passwords.
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