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It's a fake rubber penis....
(you asked)
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What is the surprise? I just know that I will be sorry for asking.
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Tonight, our frig has been refilled. Looking for something to eat before, I had to throw out 2 jars of expired peanut butter from 2015. We already ate the popcorn the last 3 nights...my tummy kinda hurts. I will wait to cook the pancakes, still leaving the frig open....
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Yes, I will add a mustard moustache to the pancakes. He might like it!
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Got anything good in your frig Send? Iv'e got a fake jar of mustard in mine and when you open it a "surprise" pops out.You need any mustard?
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I just peed on my husband's side of the bed........take that! :)

(no, I really didn't but I thought about it)
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Perfect Send! Iv'e got some expired popcorn right here.I'll see if dH wants some.
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Ok then. My refigerator door is open.
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Hey Gershun,
It's Friday night, can you come out to play? We can start all over being brats.
I will leave the refrigerator door open, you can put your hubs dirty underwear on his pillow, (this time under his pillow); and Luckylu can just make her hubs some expired popcorn? Then, I will make my husband help with pancakes and eggs, putting mickey mouse ears and blueberry eyes in his pancakes. Adding strawberry lips, and a banana nose.
How is that?

Msmadge can be in charge of games....
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Yes Send,That would be bad...financially at the vet,but I will keep one atleast,maybe two.Thankfully,I have already gotten homes for three.And I still have my other old cat,Odom, and little dog Precious to care for too,along with Bootsie,the Queen.
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SharynMarie....40 years! Something to celebrate!
Congratulations.! ! !
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Happy Anniversary SharynMarie!40 years is something else this day in age-
And Susan,I'm so sorry to hear you've been SO sick.
Hope you're feeling better~
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About kittens...Starting to form an opinion about kittens....keeping them ALL!
Would that be so very bad Luckylu?
Name them after your brothers and Sil.  Lol.
=  Caregivers behaving badly....
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Hubs and I are officially dubbed by our waitress as a cute couple!!! She likes that we have been together for 40 years, lol!!! I will take being cute.
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Thanks, Send! DD was here to help, so I have had a taste of what it's like to be on the receiving end of caregiving - I don't like it. LOL I'm not a "sit around" kind of person - I want to be on the go, working, doing things around the house and yard, etc. So between the upper respiratory illness and my neck issues, I've been stuck close to home unless I have to go to the store or the doctor. I held off going to the store for several weeks - that was a huge mistake, because then I ran out of practically everything and spent a bundle restocking. If there's one thing I hate, it's going to the store and spending over $100 on stuff you can't even eat - dog food, cat food, cat litter, shampoo, laundry soap, etc. Grrr.
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Susan, sorry you have been ill! And you were alone? Refresh, drink more water if you did not do that.
I am dreading the grocery store and Walmart! We saved a lot of expense by not going these past two weeks.
Guess I have to go, sooner or later.
Bye for now, off to get dH at work.
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Send, I don't know if it's because it's winter, or what - but I'm having the same issue. Of course, I've been sick with the upper respiratory crud and there have been a few days I was so sick that the days just kind of blurred together, so that might be it too - but I totally get where you're coming from on this. Last week, I suddenly realized it was Wednesday, and couldn't remember much of Monday or Tuesday!

Can't wait for spring. We haven't had near as much snow as normal this year, but still, I can't wait to be able to get out and do things. Need to get this stupid neck issue resolved first, but hoping by spring I'll be able to get out and around more. Grocery store trips have become like a vacation.
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No, no, No!!! It is already Friday, again!
This not knowing what day is passing by so quickly has got to stop!
I am going out into the day now and stare down the Sun, asking it to stay around a bit longer.....
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Nite.
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MsMadge, Jury duty is our civic duty, I agree! Going to make sure I go when it is my time. It will be like a respite for me, a change of pace. So many criminals are guilty these days! It should be easier to decide, while still giving them their rights. Lol.
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Cute Church, You have moved to the country? Isn't a bit lonely in the country? We will miss you at church.
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I'm disgusted for you too, Genevieve. With my lot, it was always the same pattern - Sister would call after a couple of hours. Brother 1 would text "thanks", sometimes, a few days or a week later. Brother 2, nix.

You bother because it's the right thing to do, and so they can't say you never told them. Expecting a response, though... well, did you, really?
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I'm not sure it was the quality of the, er, display that MsMadge had a problem with, Veronica.

Those aides need a talking to. Could neither one of them have thought to do something to preserve his dignity?
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MsMadge,I feel sorry for you and the poor old man.How disrespectful,showing no compassion.
Like Katie said,they could have atleast put a towel around him.MsMadge,You are So sweet to order in pizza for everybody.What a kind heart you have.
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Sorry Ms Madge but we all get old and droopy just in different places!!!!!!!!!!! You won't find me on a topless beach any time soon.
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MsMadge, Yikes! No one was counting on a side show. Couldn't this staff have put a towel or a blanket around the resident?
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Arrived late to the hotel California for Friday night treats, but mom and a couple of others were still up so we ordered in pizza and watched a wonderful silent movie - Speedy - on TCM

One resident decided to remove his pants and for some reason staff walked him in front of the tv on the way back to his room - as he passed by mom she said did you see that? Unfortunately, I did
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Genevieve

Hope your mum is doing okay
Yes, your siblings should be ashamed but I can imagine that they are not
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I have just had it. Just got out of emergency with mum. Suspected broken hip. As usual dutiful sister emailed siblings with the visit and that all was well. No response from siblings. So what's new? Nothing. A fracture is like a death sentence for an old person but they are busy with their Friday night galavanting. I'm so sick of it and them. Why do I even bother? Sick of them! Not caring about their own mum. What is wrong with them? They should be ashamed of themselves!!!!!!! I am disgusted.
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cwillie...After I lost 2 of my cats and my one dog last summer,we just had one cat for several months.Then Precious came and then Bootsie, about a month later.
My dH and I have never had any pregnant animals or animals in heat,so when this new little cat kept on crying and crying,we let it outside,not knowing about this heat business.Now I have 7 cats all the sudden.My dH and I have learned a lot and we never want this to happen again.I can't be a crazy cat lady and I really didn't want this starter kit.I can't afford it!
(but I love your avatar-so funny)
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