Ever just want to tear your hair out, or someone else's? If you cannot restore a sense of balance, you will run away from home? Just want to say some things without the constraints of staying on topic? Well, this thread is for you! If you just need a short break to let it all hang out, be a brat, then come on, you can do it. No holding back! Go for it, you can do it.
I hope (whoever it is) gives me an address to mail it snail mail.
Hello, anyone? This is your REAL grandma! Really!
We've had a lot of "suspicious phone calls here to our house since my FIL died. It's scary, and makes me worried to even leave our house! We've never had a break in here, but heck, 99% of the time in the last 13 years, there's been someone home with my FIL living with us, and now that is all going to be changing, now that we can begin living our lives again!
My husband is going to beef up our security system, and we are seriously thinking about changing our home number that we've had for 30 years or so, which is kinda sad, but if you even so much as looked up our Rare and unusual name in an Internet search, my telephone number, address and even more vital statistics come up since I've done some online heritage searching.
When my husband's Grandfather immigrated from Norway, and came through Ellis Island, and Immigration changed his last name, butchering it into "Americanized" version and spelling, and did a horrible injustice to their once beautiful last name, and nobody ever tried to change it back. I wished I had kept my Married name now as this one is truly hideous, Lol! I Loved my very British Maiden name, but I'm about 33 years too late to change things now!
I'm thinking that we will just get 2 cell phones, as that seems to be safer route to go, and will cut down on the unending nuisance, scam, telemarketer, stalker, and phoney Grandchildren calls we recieve Every Darn Day! I've tried to use the block call features that you can attempt, but they don't work, or I'm doing something wrong, and my little 5# Charlie-girl isn't much of a burglary deterrent, IYKWIM! She can be loud, but not much bite! Lol!
I hope you are all doing great, and I'm headed out to do some misbehaving with my sister now at the Casino, and will hopefully come back to report some Naughty Big Wins, later tonight!
One fun thing I'm about to do, is listen to an old 60's Comedy album with my sister on the way up, a record we used to play over and over again when I was a kid of the 60's. It's one of those naughty adult humor records of songs by a Jewish comedian, her comedy style was parody, "sung to the tune of" type humor, and she's hilarious, though her name is escaping me at this moment, and she was pretty obscure to the best of my knowledge. I ordered the record from Ebay, and had it put onto a CD, so this shall be a FUN drive up!
Ya'll have a great day! 😉😉
That has been my experience also. Ashley has always helped me.
I do have a few people who know me, and my anonymity used to be important to me, but no longer, because I am writing to my friends on here, and I need to be me! Except, maybe I am always being me anyway, a good brat.
Hoping that I have helped some people on here, because knowing them has helped me tremendously.
Yesterday, I threatened Book that if she didn't drink enough water, I would go get nurse Veronica and help administer fluids by IV. Lol. Were your ears burning?
I don't know but don't think that is why people change their screen names. for myself i would do it if i felt outsiders would be able to recognize me. When I first joined I was given a list of people in my area who belonged. Fortunately they no longer do this.
He replied: "Quitter".
But since we've discovered an odorless coconut 🌴 oil at sprouts they're now giving her little massages to soothe her along with little bite size Mounds candy bars
I'm not a coconut fan but I got her some coconut water to see if she likes it
Put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up
Sure that Lu could make better turtles. (chocolate, caramel, nuts).
We actually were on a turtle hunt and ended up there.
Err I mean truffles
Your caller hasn't honed his skill yet - he should have disguised his voice saying he broke his nose in an accident and needs help
Mom got this call several years ago and in true Viking fashion told the fraud to call his parents and hung up
You were supposed to say, "Michael, is that you?"
Then they have your grandson's name, and ask you to send money to far away.
You were so very uncooperative! Brat!
"Hello Grandma, how are you?
Hesitantly, "Who are You?"
Confused, "Your grandson"
"What's your name?"
"Michael, I am your grandson Michael Grandma" sounding a little worried now.
"I don't have a grandson called Michael You must have the wrong Grandma"
"Three-toed box turtles are known to migrate seasonally in order to maintain their preferred humidity level. In Arkansas, three-toed box turtles were observed in grasslands in late spring, while in early spring, summer, and late fall they were found in forested areas.[11] During dry times, they dig shallow burrows into leaf litter to conserve moisture. When water is available, these turtles soak for longer periods of time than any of the other subspecies.[8]"
Maybe it is hiding in some moist leaves?
Y E R T L E?
I think they mean it has 3 toes on each of it's four legs.
Why, how many should they have?
Are you sure you even saw a turtle named Yertle? Lol.
Box turtles are official state reptiles of four U.S. states. North Carolina and Tennessee honor the eastern box turtle.[21][22][23] Missouri names the three-toed box turtle.[24] Kansas honors the ornate box turtle.
So as the State reptile, they are 'protected'.
Tell that to the racoons....muah ha ha ha!
Maybe your vocal chords could use some soothing?
Yertle?
My Yertle hasn't come back.I'm still calling for him and setting out some kale I bought just for him.
Maybe he had a boxing match somewhere....
Speaking of cake, my nasty in-laws have been visiting Dad (good times, gotta tell ya), and so last night after they left, I opened a bottle of wine, and sat down with a chocolate rum cake and a fork! Sooo good. I haven't been eating that much sugar lately, but I made up for it last night! And ya know what? I don't even care, lol! Worth it!!!
I'm off to find some soup...it was cold this morning!
P.S. How's Yertle?
P.P.S. No, I didn't eat the whole cake. Thought about it. It's not a large cake. ;)
It is okay Luckylu, no one is going to bake Yertle in a cake. Have some, it doesn't taste like a turtle at all, because it is a chocolate turtle cake.
How is Yertle today?
How are you today? Because I don't want to have to start another new thread entitled:
"Caregivers neglecting their own health who have not yet made their bucket list for having a good life".
or
Caregiver Opportunities to LIVE a GOOD LIFE, NOW!
How could you bake Lu's turtle in a cake?