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Love everyone here, and your sense of humor. Or is it humors?
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Stacey, for most men it's the 3 and 8 rule: 3 minutes of sex followed by 8 hours of sleep. And maybe 30 seconds of cuddling if forced to......
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The late, great Rodney Dangerfield had some great lines about sex. A couple of my favorites:

I get no respect! I'm having sex with my wife and find out later she's using me to time a 3 minute egg!

My wife likes to talk during sex. The other night she calls me from a motel!
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WINDY, 3 whole minutes? What a Lucky girl!
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LOL, 3 minutes hardly gives the woman time enough to finish watching the show on the t.v. behind your back. :)
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What's left after coffee? Celery juice, 16 oz. every a.m. on an empty stomach.
Gave up prilosec. No reflux sx. yet.
Ran out of fresh celery, at 1.99 each bunch, about 1-2 bunches a day juiced, or $2.50/day that is more expensive than coffee. Wishing all our struggles to be this easy.
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My favorite is coffee. I really cannot drink 16 oz. of celery juice.
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Favorite things? My dogs, my granddaughter, my mom, key lime pie, carrot cake cooking for people who appreciate it, going to a spirit filled church, laughing,
Before chronic pain: riding my bike, hiking, snorkeling,swimming, going to the beach and watching the kids playing, reading marathons, traveling, driving in my convertible.
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Homemade Macaroni and cheese so when you scoop it out the cheese strings all the way to the plate!!! Chili, Tuna Casserole. I LOVE Mexican food but I just don't fix it ??? I love beef stew but haven't fixed it. Potato soup, comforting, rich and warm. UUMMMMM.....It's the Irish in me I think. I love potatoes and they love me !!!!
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Send, since the Cdn dollar has tanked I'm seeing celery priced at $3.99, makes yours look like a bargain! Cauliflower was going for $7 just before christmas, I think fresh veggies are off the menu until spring.
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Squeaky snow on a sunny day, it almost makes me forget I hate winter :)
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$2.29 and counting on the price of 'organic' celery.
Best choices: moderation in all things!
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The sun will come out, tomorrow,
Bet your bottom dollar there'll be sun.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow,
Your only a day away.
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Goodnight everyone!
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For those caregivers 24/7 who could not get out tonight to play the Super Lotto, historic high at 900 M, here are the numbers that will finance the Caregiver RV CARAVAN, the RV's will be on me! 07 25 35 45 69 & 24. How do we find the winning numbers, and when? Now, it is just like you are playing too!
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Go Sendme Go!!!! The odds are................well, who cares..........go Sendme go!
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Gershun, researching the best rv's before, I would have them built in Canada! Really, don't think I could ever sleep again if that happened!

Thanks for the well wishes! 5 minutes, really? My husband is sooo very not into this, gambling you know? I can feel the judgment coming from his computer room. He is such a good christian.
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My Mom was the same. I would buy the lottery tickets and she would kiss them for me. But I don't think there is any harm in buying a lottery ticket now and then. I'm sure God doesn't mind.
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Did not win, but the thought of winning was awesome! Sorry my caregivers and friends, no RV Caravan, yet.
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Cheapest $2 thrill in forever! I am so cheap!

What's with that, not even one number! Wonder who won. Was so hoping to have enough money to pay a few candidates to withdraw from the presidential race.

Glad that's over, I can see how the game could go on and on, then no time for other good things.
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I am sure that God did not mind, he knew I would not be giving it away to church.
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You still have another opportunity...no one won!! LOL!!
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No one won! Thats unbelievable. More proof that the odds are, well odd frankly.
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That is so odd!
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Superlotto closes in 3 days, 17 hours, and 33 minutes,....good luck everyone.
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Sharyn, o geez are you gonna torture me now for buying one little tiny $2.00 lotto ticket? Lol. I feel so guilty, I should start a new question: How can I stop feeling guilty about yielding to the enormous temptation of 900 Million? It was the most fun $2.00 has ever paid for, but my husband now thinks of me as a backslidden christian, I don't even think he is talking to me anymore, but then, how could I tell?
Wait, this is NOT the whine thread? I just cannot get anything right this entire YEAR!!! Grrrrrrr!
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Sharyn, I see you are there! I am going to bed soon, but I already did and just popped awake again.
Have a good night!

Goodnight Gershun!

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Have you ever noticed that one of these big jackpots often comes up when there is another big event. This time we are close to the Super Bowl. Can't give you winning numbers but it will be won during the week prior
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Send, if it's any consolation I'm guilty of much worse hypocrisy than you are! Because I fully agree with your husband that state-endorsed gambling, which the lottery is essentially, is actively harmful to the social fabric - but yes I have my ticket. And I even, while knowing perfectly well that I am far more likely to get struck by lightning or fall pregnant (both, thank God, highly improbable events), will admit to giving regular whimsical thought about what I would ("will"???) do with my winnings.

I get my ticket every eight weeks. And then I check that I haven't won before I throw it away. With a small tsk of disgust.

I think the fatal error, which any self-respecting lottery organiser encourages as a matter of course, is to have "your numbers." It's the fear of their coming up that keeps me going, rather than the hope that they might.

I'm sure the razzmatazz is mere coincidence, Veronica...
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Thank you Countrymouse! I do feel consoled now.
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